Movies I Would Like to Make: A Synopsis

Shitty Thoughts About You - A light hearted, yet mean spirited romantic comedy.

Killed by White People - six day long documentary about people throughout history that have been killed by white folk.

Viruses - About a sick man. A very, very sick man.

Post Modern Gun Owners - movie that depicts gun owners killing people in a recklessly but they are aware that they are behaving in a stereotypical redneck fashion and make fun of themselves in a dry, witty, urbane way.

Dead Doctor's Delivery - about an un-dead doctor going into stand-up comedy with terrible delivery. The drama is about his struggles. His painful, in minutiae struggle to perfect his delivery of jokes. Painful, in minutiae, delivery of un-dead observation styled jokes.

Citizen Krap - like Citizen Kane only the guy's name is changed to Krap. And then document the inherent downfall of someone with a lousy last name.

Hugo Chavez Overdrive - Hugo Chavez in a never seen before side of him. Driving Ferraris, drinking, snorting coke, snorting oil, solving crimes, and all the while governing Venezuela above reproach. He obviously now as acceded to US demands and sold out the poor people of his country. Mostly this movie is him driving and shooting disenfranchised poor people.

Ditch Livin' - independent style movie with bittersweet denouements about people talking, laughing, crying, and pathos; but everyone lives in the ditch.

Imagining Mohamed - a movie for infidels that imagine Mohamed. What he would have worn and looked like even though Islam strictly forbids images sculpted or drawn of the Prophet, they cannot take away the infidels powerful imagining of him.

PussyAssSex - porno with a wimpy guy having sex with various people; anal and vaginal. But done in a milquetoast style by the protagonist.

Deadly Till Dawn - Nocturnal lemurs run amok in this heady thriller about lemurs who are big and stuff and do things to people who are sleeping. Perhaps there be a scene where the head lemur is raping a hot chick.