Thank you for your Blog.

Reeses Peeces, if I had not found your blog, I would have no idea that someone out there was as interesting as me.

You are a very special person and I am sorry I overwhelmed you. I have been alone for a very long time and I always get so excited when I see my equal that I over-react and scare the bejesus out my friends.

Oh yes, you don't have to be my friend but you will always be friend. I finally found a woman who was interested in me. You have no idea how many people don't understand I word I say.

Not 911, not the police, my doctor and parents hardly believe me. They think I'm being paranoid., But, I am 100% psychologically sound.

Sorry, I didn't tell you about the bi-polar disorder. I had to diagnose it myself. They kept telling me I was mentally ill. When in fact, the world is mentally ill and I happen to be one of the few healthy people in it.

You, Charise, Reeses Peeces, unlocked my words. And for that, you have my undying gratitude. You should come visit soon. I'm great at solving human problems but it looks like you are taking care of that as well.

I hope you find what you are looking for. And if you cannot find it: give me a shout. I'll point you in the right direction. Or, in the nearest vicinity of least total chaos and destruction.

Corporate Welfare

700 billion dollars for banks that ceased to function. Here is a link you can use to tell you why the government intervention isn't the problem but how it is being done.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081006/greider

An excerpt:

Let me be clear. The scandal is not that government is acting. The scandal is that government is not acting forcefully enough--using its ultimate emergency powers to take full control of the financial system and impose order on banks, firms and markets. Stop the music, so to speak, instead of allowing individual financiers and traders to take opportunistic moves to save themselves at the expense of the system. The step-by-step rescues that the Federal Reserve and Treasury have executed to date have failed utterly to reverse the flight of investors and banks worldwide from lending or buying in doubtful times. There is no obvious reason to assume this bailout proposal will change their minds, though it will certainly feel good to the financial houses that get to dump their bad paper on the government. (emphasis added)

Exactly what the US institutions need. Bailouts are one thing. Bailouts with just money thrown behind are stupidly criminal. Read the whole damn thing. It won't make you feel better and there is an off-chance you might vomit.

I nearly did.

Fuck it, I'm running for President of the USA

Fuck it will be my campaign slogan. It will be my motto, my mantra, to impart on the millions of potential electors that I am the only one with a totally honest reason for wanting to become the President of the United States.

So, I guess I'll start by outlining some of my policies. First, my total honesty policy. I admit I was not born in your country. Technically, neither was John McCain. He was born in Panama. Though, Panama was under US control, it's still another fucking country. Because Iraq was under US control, would we consider someone born there an American? No. I was born in Vancouver, B.C. which is only an hour's drive from the Canadian-American border. I guess I could qualify by proxy.

Fuck it will be incorporated to every policy measure. Like, the American penchant for meddling in sovereign nations. Fuck it, I'm going to put a total stop on it. I will make sure that the US is on a level playing field that the rest of the United Nation nations is playing on.

Get rid of the loophole that allows short selling. This is how hedge funders make most of their doughy dough. This kind of 'borrowing', normally called stealing elsewhere in the free world, is a big cause of the inflated prices everyone else who are not them see every time they shop for groceries or pump fuel.

This is just a start. I will, in further posts, outline a brighter future for Americans. Why, you might ask, would a Canadian be so interested in running for office of it's neighbour downstairs? Well, I'm sick of them infecting the world with their particular brand of imperialism.

Fuck it.