Showing posts with label General Malaise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label General Malaise. Show all posts

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Hi. to end the triumverate of Crystal Methamphetamine blog posts.

I'm in rehab because of my Crystal Methamphetamine addiction. You should try it too, if that's your drug of choice. Here's how Crystal Meth is poison.

Crystal is the description. Of what it should like. Meth is a prefix. But what's in the prefix. I know what amphetamines are. They have derivatives of it, you can get it through prescription.

Unfortunately, I can't because I'm addicted to Methamphetampine. You figure that one out.

Anyway, meth is a prefix. What is in it? You don't know and you cannot get through whatever ails you.

That's it. Short and sweet. Don't do Crystal Meth-Amphetamine unless you are willing to describe some unwilling truths.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Veered: A Collection of Pornographic Pictures Rendered into Something More Interesting

This is one called, "Orgy Dragon". This is called so, because I was promised by the porn gods of the internet that I would be a witness to a ten lesbian pornographic scene. Except! They were just standing around naked. It was the most unsex like orgy in my orgy viewing experience. So, I made something cool and I have no idea how I did it. I guess I wanted to make something interesting out of something that was offering false advertising.


This is one is called: "Negative Spider Seeking Optimistic Seamstress"

This is one is called: "The Cool Party People" I think I used four different pictures, combined them (also known as collage) and then used, ACDc 7 (it's hard to find a copy of this program. I crashed it, a lot by twisting with pictures so much that the system would overload. After every twist and turn and warp and color change I made and highlighted, I had to save it)