Hello, Jamie Stephens.

Hi. My name is Ron Kroeker. I live in Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada. Now... that's in the Southwest of Canada. Right along the border to the big, bad, United States of American Bullshit.

I fucking hate living so near my declared enemy for life. Cause it is as the good man, James Hetfield of Metallic says: The U.S. of A for asshole; : "Hunt you down without Mercy, Hunt You Down All Night Mare LOng. "

'Cause that's what those motherfuckers in that motherfucking country do. They fuck with other people, in other countrys', mothers. By...

Killing their sons. By killing their son's wife, by "killing anything that moves, on anything that flies..." That's an actual quote by an American President by the name of Richard Nixon.

now, let's slow down, Jamie...

Please Read! carefully,

Go back and start from the beginning...





Good. Now think about what a good writer I am. You helped me out and your my friend and I don't even know you. Now, I think I recognize good qualities and good traits when I was a young man but a Man none the less you be.

I have to trust my instincts here and stop typing and explain what I would like to do for You.

My friend, if you embark on this journey with me...

You are now...


OFFICIALLY, a MEMBER of "THE" Best band in the world.

I don't care if I ever play my Bass Guitar again with any other musicians. I simply don't give a shit if there is a better guitarist than you.

Now, know this. I am deadly serious about my ability as a bass player. I am now currently playing on my Computer, Death Magnetic.

I am playing it over and over and over again until it locks in. And man...

It Is LOCKED!

So, the name of our band is "The Landed Gentry". I will brook no argument about the band name or any band decisons I make. Because this is MY BAnd that I'm telling you that you are automatically a part of based on the way you talk, the way you write and especially the way you talk about music.

What I do like is the confidence in your ability to be able to play, "The Day That Never Comes" Even an attempt at that heavy music that we both enjoy and I'm sure you find it just as cathartic as I do.

I fall asleep to heavy music all the time. It relaxes. And you know what else helps relax me is, Crystal Methamphetamine. For some reason, this drug that makes everything fast, makes me a very quiet and thoughtful person. I am always at my most quietest when I am alone.

And believe me, I am ALL Alone! I am so scared of being scared that I'm not scared being alone.

So, if you want to figure out a way for us to meet and play music together and see 'a brother from another mother', then by all means...

PM me back.

I'll get around to the forum whenever I feel good enough to talk to, My only friend...

in the world...

I'm really scared shitless this meeting of the minds won't ever happen. Please, get back to me as soon as possible. Just say hi.

Alive in the Unkown (or Known): Origins thereof,

Everything reminds me of me.

And that's why I hate everything,
that is around my world
on my little world
and in my little world address...

So, what then?
Where do we go?
How do we get there,
to the Alive in the Super Unkown?

Let's guess the outcome together, shall we?